VAMPIRES! in Springfield

[paul06660]

Are these the type of vampires that hang out on Park Central Square listening to Insane Clown Posse?

Are you asking because that is what you do?

Nah, I gave that shit up years ago, now spend most of my time at home studying when not at work.

[Kit]

Were you a type 3 when you did do it?

[paul06660]

I was a type 3, but my powers at the time were weak mostly because of years of drug abuse and listening to Creed.

[Kit]

So there you go. You were able to answer your own question... the years of drug abuse just clouded your reasoning skills for a moment.

[SubLunar]

So there you go. You were able to answer your own question... Listening to Creed just clouded your reasoning skills.

fixed

[ConspiracyTheorist666]

Pfft we have known about the Vampires for a long time. The newsleader did a story on it. No Biggie.

Do you have this story? I can't seem to find it. I am very interested in it. Also, do you have any information about the secrets in Columbia. I find it very hard to find anything other than Jefferson having some connection with the college there. I find that very strange. I thought he was older. Can you help me?

[lolabelle]

Pfft we have known about the Vampires for a long time. The newsleader did a story on it. No Biggie.

Do you have this story? I can't seem to find it. I am very interested in it. Also, do you have any information about the secrets in Columbia. I find it very hard to find anything other than Jefferson having some connection with the college there. I find that very strange. I thought he was older. Can you help me?

check check check it out

[SubLunar]

Anyone else notice how Kit is always denying the vampire stories? Seems suspicious.

[ConspiracyTheorist666]

Pfft we have known about the Vampires for a long time. The newsleader did a story on it. No Biggie.

Do you have this story? I can't seem to find it. I am very interested in it. Also, do you have any information about the secrets in Columbia. I find it very hard to find anything other than Jefferson having some connection with the college there. I find that very strange. I thought he was older. Can you help me?

check check check it out

OMG! OMG! OMG OMG! I knew it was TRUE! That is an actual NEWSPAPER! You have to help me. Do you know anything about the Columbia Secret.

[Kit]

[Kit]

of course I do. ppftt

[ConspiracyTheorist666]

of course I do. ppftt

What is it then. What are they hiding in Columbia? Is that going to be the location of the new Shadow Government. Everyone I talk to seems to think I mean South Carolina. That is how I know they are lying. Why are there so many Columbias all spelled with a u instead of an o? What is the link?

[SubLunar]

of course I do. ppftt

What is it then. What are they hiding in Columbia? Is that going to be the location of the new Shadow Government. Everyone I talk to seems to think I mean South Carolina. That is how I know they are lying. Why are there so many Columbias all spelled with a u instead of an o? What is the link?

Shut the fuck up already. We're not conspiracy nuts here. Go see your overlord, David Icke. He'll instruct you on all of the secrets.

[Kit]

The picture posted holds all the secrets i am willing to impart.

[Rosie Cheeks]

Wow, I have missed a lot in my absence. A lot.