VAMPIRES! in Springfield

[ConspiracyTheorist666]

I'm not insane. To prove it to you people I have done some research to show you that not everything is as it seems. I very quickly learned that Springfield isn't just the home of Sub Lunar. It is the home of real life VAMPIRES! You don't have to believe me. Look at the sources I have.

http://books.google.com/books?id=_bxGHW ... &q&f=false

You need to go to page 114 where it talks about a murder of the Feeney family. Strangely, they have removed the previous page that seems to be pointing to some game involved. If you search for "Feeney Murder" you will find out what this game was. It was a vampire game, and they don't want us to know about it.

Then you have this interesting source.
http://www.religionnewsblog.com/20042/vampires-2

A young girl was lured into the lair of the vampires. But these vampire tunnels are not even a secret in Springfield. You don't even have to leave here to find out about the Jordan Creek Vampire Tunnels. Just search for vampire here, and you will find not only vampire tunnels in Springfield but you will find the usual suspects denying everything.

Would a crazy person deal with real facts. Would they be able to link all of this together. I don't think so. I am still looking into Columbia. The truth in that city seems to be covered up to a much higher secret level. I will speak of the truths about Columbia when I find them.

[SubLunar]

I'm not insane.

I believe you. Really.

pfffbbbffbffft LOL. Just keep telling yourself, and us, that.

Hey everybody, you better watch out for these vampires. Super scary stuff, dude.

What do you care about Springfield for anyway? I thought you were from North Carolina or something.

[SubLunar]

What do we know about you so far?

You're wacked out. You're drugged out. And you put out.

You can keep on trying but you've got the wrong forum for your looney tunes bullshit. Try David Icke's forum, they'll believe anything you have to say, especially if it's absolute horseshit like everything else you have to say.

[Kit]

Pfft we have known about the Vampires for a long time. The newsleader did a story on it. No Biggie.

[BROUSER]

Type 3 vampires at best. Possibly just one Type 3 and a bunch of wannabe familiars who aren't even bright enough to know that a Type 3 can't even give them the kiss of immortality any more than getting latched onto by a leech will turn them into a leech. Type 3's rarely even have enough of an appetite to outright kill their prey. Usually deaths from Type 3's just get written off as the flu.

[RedRook]

I was wondering why the city put up this sign.

[SubLunar]

Yeah I saw that the other day while driving down Kearney after leaving the Pool near the Coryell Courts Apartments, where I live. In Springfield. I was going to take W By-Pass to Westport Park but I decided to take the N Kansas Expy instead.

[RedRook]

Yeah I saw that the other day while driving down Kearney.

Shhh, don't give her an exact location. The last thing we need is for our vampire population to start contracting venereal diseases.

[SubLunar]

oh shit! my bad..

[ConspiracyTheorist666]

It isn't about your little place in this world Sub Lunar. It is just turned out to be easy to find strange things in your city. Do not pretend that you know nothing about the largest amount of banks and money in the world being in Mountain View the Pensmore mansion the Springfield Underground with tunnels across the country the earthquakes. You know about these things. You are down here!

http://www.springfieldunderground.com/

I even almost missed it, but this site spells Columbia the same way the Ozarks do. Notice the u they let slip the first time they mention Columbia.

http://www.fvza.org/prcolumbia.html

I found this in the Ozark city of Jefferson.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_I ... sis_Center


This information is not easy to find. I am having to rely completely on the internet. I have access to men in power but they do not work where you do.

[Kit]

" The Ozark city of Jefferson" cracked me right up! LOL

[paul06660]

Type 3 vampires at best. Possibly just one Type 3 and a bunch of wannabe familiars who aren't even bright enough to know that a Type 3 can't even give them the kiss of immortality any more than getting latched onto by a leech will turn them into a leech. Type 3's rarely even have enough of an appetite to outright kill their prey. Usually deaths from Type 3's just get written off as the flu.

Are these the type of vampires that hang out on Park Central Square listening to Insane Clown Posse?

[BROUSER]

No doubt that Thomas Jefferson was Illuminati. None.

[Kit]

Are these the type of vampires that hang out on Park Central Square listening to Insane Clown Posse?

Are you asking because that is what you do?

[Kit]

I, being as old as I am, laugh at the idea of information being hard to find on the internet. There was a time when information was actually hard to impossible to track down. But that was before the internet. Back when we used card catalogs, books, Microfilm machines, and the smarts of people older than us.