The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
Lately I went down to Joe Bald Park to see the massive cliffs exposed by the low water. Found this tree that appears to be whoring itself around.
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Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
You're supposed to fuck it?
Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
It's already bent over and it's already been burnt, soo....
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RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
That's crazy how it's just sitting on it's limbs. That's one hell of a piece of driftwood.
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RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
I would have gotten that bitch home somehow...lol...
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Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
Fuck your log you stupid fuckinng cock suck.its a.fuking log have not.been onto the.woods.
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Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
Hey.Twail Wetard wrote:Fuck your log you stupid fuckinng cock suck.its a.fuking log have not.been onto the.woods.
Were you drunk when you typed this?
Calm down.
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Re: RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
It was a nice piece of seasoned cedar. Inside it was still fullof color, even after years underwater.Mandi Milenko wrote:I would have gotten that bitch home somehow...lol...
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Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
damn paul, have you not been laid recently? have you not been onto the woods?
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Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
So how was it? Any splinters?
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RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
I didnt stick anything in it lol. Just examined it to see if it would make excellent material for a custom guitar.
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Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
That would actually be pretty awesome, Paul.
How is it? Anything you can do with it?
How is it? Anything you can do with it?
Obviously you're not a golfer.
RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
Unfortunately I drive a small car and cutting a tree into manageable chunks and driving them 50 miles back to town is out of question.
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Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
I have a truck...where is this park you were at located?
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree.
Kimberling City, west of Branson, at the end of Joe Bald road.
I used to live near there.
I used to live near there.
More online investigation than onsite exploration these days.
“My dear fellow, who will let you?”
“That’s not the point. The point is, who will stop me?”
-Ayn Rand
“My dear fellow, who will let you?”
“That’s not the point. The point is, who will stop me?”
-Ayn Rand