Jokes aside... I can't think of anything more important that has happened to you lately. The importance of right now cannot be overstated, but you already know this. And I know you already know this but you don't know that I know that you already know this which is why I'm telling you this.
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SubLunar wrote: ...and now, my Ten Commandments:
10. Be cool to each other.
9. Don't be stupid.
8. Seriously, quit being stupid.
7. This thread needs more boobs.
6. Learn how to fucking drive.
5. Give me money.
4. My god can beat up your god.
3. I am every heterosexual woman's dream.
2. You listen to shitty music.
1. I hate you all.
Now, go my children and spread my word, that which I have commanded and bestowed unto you.
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