I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
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I found a homemade shotgun in Jordan Creek. It's still there near where the tunnels split in half a little past hells church. I think I showed it to Keetz once. It's quite interesting.
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RE: I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
Is it right before it splits, or in either of the tunnels?
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It's right after it splits for the third time, in the left tunnel I think. It's probably not there since the flood though. I'm sure it has floated away or something. Maybe Keetz remembers.gimpface wrote:Is it right before it splits, or in either of the tunnels?
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RE: I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
there was a flood? btw does anyone know what building hell's church is under? just curious.
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The Basement of the original Harry Cooper Supply building on Water Street.Necrosys wrote:there was a flood? btw does anyone know what building hell's church is under? just curious.
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RE: I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
yah.it was in the left tunnel as you travel east on the second split
but .....i doubt it's there now
"hells church" is located on the right ledge as you travel east in second large room
but .....i doubt it's there now
"hells church" is located on the right ledge as you travel east in second large room
I think something clever is supposed to go right here.
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RE: I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
I'm pretty sure the Hell's Church is located under the Paper Co. loading docks, across the street from Founder's Park.
WR and I found a manhole in the floor of the garage area that led down into Hell's Church the time we were in there (note: manhole now sealed) We thought we had really found something, until we looked down and saw an Underground Ozarks sticker
WR and I found a manhole in the floor of the garage area that led down into Hell's Church the time we were in there (note: manhole now sealed) We thought we had really found something, until we looked down and saw an Underground Ozarks sticker
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http://undergroundozarks.com/blog/index ... town_floodNecrosys wrote:there was a flood?.
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RE: I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
Went down there Sunday with my old Lady and found a recently occupied sleeping bag near what I think of as the bridge area. Too close to the water for me. If I were going to camp down there, I'd do it on the higher ground around Hell's Church.
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RE: I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
in my earth science honors class, we had to help clean that gross thing up...i found a bottle of Tommy Girl and a statue of liberty hat....but those don't even freaking top the vibrator
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Re: I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
WR found a perfectly intact photo album down there once, complete with someone's family photos. How that got in the tunnels, I'll never know.
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I think that Underwear Nomes but it down there.Sertile wrote:WR found a perfectly intact photo album down there once, complete with someone's family photos. How that got in the tunnels, I'll never know.
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That's Underpants Gnomes....Underdog wrote:I think that Underwear Nomes but it down there.Sertile wrote:WR found a perfectly intact photo album down there once, complete with someone's family photos. How that got in the tunnels, I'll never know.
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Re: I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek
what in blue blazes are you nerds talking about?