Spy Hypothetical

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Say you are minding your own business at your local gas station. You decide to try your horrible chances at winning the $450 Million Powerball jackpot, and you get the urge to use the lock door restroom on your way out.

On your way in to the bathroom, a super model hot woman or man, depending on what you are into, follow you into the restroom. They lock the door behind you. As you are freaking out, they hold up some photos taken of you at various locations. With a heavy Russian accent they say you are in danger. You need to listen. There isn't much time.

They go on to explain that there is an NSA agent who has been watching you due to your interest in the city's infrastructure and less monitored locations on a website called Underground Ozarks. This spy with you in the bathroom found this out by watching the NSA agent. They believe he is about to have you arrested and interrogated, which means you have the same interest as the Russian speaking person spying on the spy.

You are told that if you help them plan the surveillance, capture, and interrogation of the NSA agent, who happens to work from home in your city, then you won't only get a nice $50,000 spending cash, but this super model spy would be immensely grateful to you in what ever way you want them to be. If you instead try to contact the authorities, you'll be dead by the end of the day.

Do you:
A. Earn $50,000 and a hot spy's gratitude by committing treason.
B. Risk death by contacting the authorities.
C. Try to thwart the Russian plan in some way not involving the authorities.
D. Try to disappear where neither the Russians nor the NSA will find you.

Whichever answer you pick, give an explanation of how you would do it.
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First off, I finish masturbating. Then I kill the spy and wear his/her/its skin as a robe. After that I'm clearly going to need to masturbate again. Then I'm going to dance around doing my Buffallo Bill routine until the NSA busts my ass (Do you want to fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.)
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I have a feeling you are now safe from the Russians.
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If the nsa doesn't get here soon, I'm going to deep fry the skin to make long pork rinds. Gettin' hungry, yo.
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Well, we are talking the NSA, so they are likely listening in on a grandma asking her grandchild if da' bomb is still a hip phrase, and that marks a couple thousand people this woman has ever called or that called people she's called. One of those people are now the next possible terrorists. You're safe for now as long as you don't know people that know that grandma.
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Well I'm horrible at understanding people with heavy accents, so the spy will either leave me alone or kill me out of frustration after I ask her to repeat herself for the 87th time.
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I know that I'm just photographing and shenaniganning at any given location so the NSA would not give two shits about me. I wouldn't worry about them. I'd be more suspicious of this Russian who would have no reasonable explanation as to why they were interested in me. The world has bigger issues right now than urban explorers.
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SubLunar wrote:I'd be more suspicious of this Russian who would have no reasonable explanation as to why they were interested in me.
Obviously they can only be interested in you for one purpose: a nefarious plan to replace comedian Ben Bailey with an evil sleeper agent doppelganger (you).

Is this the face of Sublunar or Ben?!?

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My name is LEGION. For we are many.

Also, I have hair now.. and I look weirder than ever.
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SubLunar wrote:Also, I have hair now.. and I look weirder than ever.
So I see...

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It's not just the hair. Sub finally made his dream come true of joining a rock band. Got lots of tattoos too.

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