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Nicotti wrote:
mindwaave wrote:
Nicotti wrote:on fleek
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Don't worry, I only use stupid slang like that in humorous thread postings. Not in the daily.
Keep doing it and it'll be daily.

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I call my wife and her/our daughter bro all the time.
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SubLunar wrote:I call my wife and her/our daughter bro all the time.
That's cause your gay and your relationship is just a front.
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This might also be true.
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SubLunar wrote:I call my wife and her/our daughter bro all the time.
That's cause your gay and your relationship is just a front.
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Speaking of animals, I paid my parents a visit recently. They got a strange-looking cat, as depicted below. It's very jumpy like most playful cats but hasn't meowed yet, I wonder if it's broken. I also told them not to be feeding it dog food either, but they refuse to listen to me...

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mindwaave wrote:
Nicotti wrote:
SubLunar wrote:I call my wife and her/our daughter bro all the time.
That's cause your gay and your relationship is just a front.
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I think I broke my previous size record today. This sonofabitch was huge. It was as tall as me and as wide as my wrist. Might have even been the same bastard, since it was in roughly the same area as the last one and it has been several years since the previous encounter.

I spoke to the dirty bastard and perceived an acknowledgement of my advances and immediately proceeded to engage in violent and sensual thumb penetration. We went shoulder deep.

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One of my favorites here:
SubLunar wrote:Today I wrastled the biggest snake I've ever found in the wild. This one went up to my shoulder, which made him probably about 5 feet long. The beast put up a fight and tried rattling his tail before climbing up a tree to try to escape. I suffered a bite, but that didn't keep me from shoving my thumb up his arse in the end. Gotta teach 'em who's boss.

I ran towards it with my thumb extended, ready for penetration.
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This is the face of defeat.
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SubLunar wrote:I also demanded that he bite his own tail as payback for biting me. He did so without hesitation and I photographed the Ouroboros pose. Then shit got all cosmic and mystical. We spoke to each other telepathically.

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the snake and I astral projected into the 32nd Chevron. You take the first right after the 5th Chevron and follow that all the way until the Eye of Horus, then make 4 left turns and employ the Spirits of Darkness by chanting "Lamiae Larvae Lemures Passim, Passim"! The Spirits of Darkness will blindfold you in their blue 1972 Dodge bus numbered "23" before transporting you to the 31st Chevron. They'll drop you off in the Desert, where you have to starve to death before the Lizard King revives you with the Grip of the Lion. At this point, you should awaken next to an ancient lake and the primordial snake will emerge at dusk. You just ride the snake 7 miles from the lake through the desert. Go East in the direction of the Fire on the Mountain and once you get to the Unfinished Pyramid, draw a doorway in the sand next to the Eucalyptus trees. When the moon is full, this doorway will glow green. This is the ethereal gate of the 32nd Chevron. Say "Open Sesame" and click your heels together 3 times. A midget will appear. Cut his head off and drink the blood. The blood will alter your physical body for 24 hours, giving you the ability to travel through the gate. If you stay over 24 hours, your body will dissolve forever. Bury his head on top of the nearest hill and plant an acacia tree over the grave. Cut his body into 7 pieces and scatter them at the various chakras of the earth.

To get back, do everything in reverse.
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SubLunar wrote:We went shoulder deep.
You could make some fancy snakeskin sleeves for a jacket!
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What kind is it?
More online investigation than onsite exploration these days.

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Black rat snake. Non-poisonous but the fuckers bite and have razor sharp teeth.
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This is a look of snake recognition. The snake is thinking, "Heeey! I remember you... no no no no NO! Not the fist!"

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Once upon a time, a thread about animals was resurrected. The most recent post contained images of a filthy flying foul, as well as a slippery sewer shrimp.

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A strange noodle was recently located.

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Looks like a northern water snake, them fuckers is mean.
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Which reminds me,

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