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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:38 pm    Post subject: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

Lately I went down to Joe Bald Park to see the massive cliffs exposed by the low water. Found this tree that appears to be whoring itself around.





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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:30 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

You're supposed to fuck it?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:36 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

It's already bent over and it's already been burnt, soo....
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:58 pm    Post subject: RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

That's crazy how it's just sitting on it's limbs. That's one hell of a piece of driftwood.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:59 pm    Post subject: RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

I would have gotten that bitch home somehow...lol...
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:49 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

Fuck your log you stupid fuckinng cock suck.its a.fuking log have not.been onto the.woods.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:18 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

Twail Wetard wrote:
Fuck your log you stupid fuckinng cock suck.its a.fuking log have not.been onto the.woods.


Hey.


Were you drunk when you typed this?
Calm down.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:37 pm    Post subject: Re: RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

Mandi Milenko wrote:
I would have gotten that bitch home somehow...lol...

It was a nice piece of seasoned cedar. Inside it was still fullof color, even after years underwater.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:42 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

damn paul, have you not been laid recently? have you not been onto the woods?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:02 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

So how was it? Any splinters?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:05 pm    Post subject: RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

I didnt stick anything in it lol. Just examined it to see if it would make excellent material for a custom guitar.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:06 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

That would actually be pretty awesome, Paul.

How is it? Anything you can do with it?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:34 pm    Post subject: RE: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

Unfortunately I drive a small car and cutting a tree into manageable chunks and driving them 50 miles back to town is out of question.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:00 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

I have a truck...where is this park you were at located?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:24 pm    Post subject: Re: The bend me over, set me on fire and fuck me tree. Reply with quote

Kimberling City, west of Branson, at the end of Joe Bald road.


I used to live near there.

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