Dammit, struck out again!

[gimpface]

Why the hell can I never get into the SMSU tunnels? Every single time I go looking I never actually manage to make it in. This time we (shadowbearer and myself) went into Freddy and found a door that almost surely leads there... locked. Went in the other side basement (on the west side). It's some sort of computer lab or something. Accomplished nothing there besides freaking out the lady working down there. Would somebody (ANYBODY!) PM me another entrance? I swear to god, next time I'm breaking out the freon and a cold chisel!

[White Rabbit]

Yeah... They've been really dedicated to wiping out every reliable way into the tunnels. I think my time at SMSU and my antics in the tunnels had a lot to do with that.

[greekspeak]

I used to work in Residence Life at SMS. That has its privleges. My boss took us on the "grand tour." After I became the boss of my crew of student workers, I could get into the tunnels. The maintenance folks use the tunnels in winter when it is cold. The best places to see tunnels is around Wells House and Siceluff Hall. The tunnels are very, well, odd in that area. I cannot really describe it. Around Freddy the tunnels are just tunnels. But over by Wells, they look like creatures from another world made them. You walk through them, over and under pipes, and you just end up walking into buildings like Carrington. There seemed to be people working in the rooms of the buildings into which the tunnels opened that I had never seen in all my years on campus. Really tour the ones around Wells house.

[Hiccup]

ya know...before i really wasnt all that interested...but after hearing more than once about how bizarre these tunnels are, im totally curious now
i wanna see the odd little hobbit tunnels!

[gimpface]

I just want in there so I can take off the "Tutu of Failure" and start wearing pants again. It's giving me a rash like you wouldn't believe.

[Underdog]

I just want in there so I can take off the "Tutu of Failure" and start wearing pants again. It's giving me a rash like you wouldn't believe.

TuTu....haha.

[ShadowBearer]

No shit...it is getting frustrating as hell...
And don't let him lie to you...his wife makes him wear the tutu...it has nothing to do with the tunnels.

[Grey]

I will get some pictures of the tutu wearing soon enough. Don't let him fool you, he enjoys it. But on subject, I think I have a few ideas for you gimpy.

[ShadowBearer]

I fear his ideas have more to do with what to do with you while wearing the tutu.

[Grey]

shhhhh...you weren't supposed to tell...I was going to post the pics here for everyone to see...you ruined it.

[ShadowBearer]

That makes Jesus cry.

[Grey]

how many times have we made him cry though...I can count at least 20 times in the past 4 years.

[Willard]

"How shall we fuck off Lord?"

[ShadowBearer]

What is that quote from?

[Willard]

"How shall we fuck off Lord?"

Monty Python's Life of Brian