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So every now and then on my way to a UE site I pass through some tiny hick town with a strange name. This is especially common in the Ozarks.

I would like to see or hear about some of the towns everyone here has been in or through with a weird or just retarded name.

If you weren't there it doesn't count. Anyone can google weird town names and get a list.

I will start it off with an easy one; a town Im sure many here have heard about (if not live in), especially if you have made it down to Rush to see the mines. It is between Bullshoals and Rush. I'm talking about Flippin, Arkansas. It's hard to take anything seriously in that town.

We also drove through Three Brothers and Gassville that same weekend.
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Its not in the Ozarks, but in Arkansas somewhere around the Arkansas River there is a town called Toad Suck.
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paul06660 wrote:Its not in the Ozarks, but in Arkansas somewhere around the Arkansas River there is a town called Toad Suck.
its not actually a town its a big park with a lock and damn :D. its right outside conway. we have a yearly toad suck dayz festival.
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Knoblick, MO. Licking, MO. Knobview, MO. Pilotknob, MO Success, MO. Jerktail, MO.

Almost all of these are on the same highway.
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Peculiar MO (sp)
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Drummer, this sign from rollanet suggests we are going to the wrong damn school.

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Booger Hollow, AR
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I stopped for gas at the Cooter, MO exit along 55 near the AR border
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Drove through a town called Middelfart in Denmark.
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i remmber a big bone lick IL :D
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