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Nicotti
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That wasn't him... that was his "fiancee".
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:03 pm Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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man yu guyz r genusis!!!!!! 
how yu no my drty secrit?!?!?!?! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:09 pm Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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Crazy, please, hurl yourself off a cliff. Don't do it for me, do it for our species, do it before you breed.
And if you've bred, please drown your offspring immediately.
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Nicotti
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:36 pm Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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And by "fiancee" I mean the giraffe sock puppet he has on his left hand.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:39 pm Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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| Nicotti wrote: | | And by "fiancee" I mean the giraffe sock puppet he has on his left hand. |
"She" sounds hot.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:40 am Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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An excerpt from my bestselling novel, "A New Parent's Guide to Childrearin' in the Ozarks"
I was really torn between the Sterilite Tub and the 50 gallon blue barrel. I went with the tub, because they're more common. And I went with a 'Warning Label' style instead of "fancy book scribblins". It's more accessible to my target demographic that way. Crazy, I'll mail you an autographed copy, and the package totally won't contain Anthrax.
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Nicotti
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:53 am Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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| You wouldn't really need to behead the kid to fit them in a 50 gallon barrel, but you can fit more babies in it than a plastic tub.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:58 am Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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| Nicotti wrote: | | You wouldn't really need to behead the kid to fit them in a 50 gallon barrel, but you can fit more babies in it than a plastic tub. |
You don't really need to burn their eyes with lit cigarettes first either...
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:56 pm Post subject: Re: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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| DeathByMoth wrote: | | my ... I ... I ... I ... my ... I'll |
Man, you're cool.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:50 pm Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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| I agree with drummer here... Wtf man thats twisted.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:47 pm Post subject: Re: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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| construct_this wrote: | | I agree with drummer here... Wtf man thats twisted. |
You clicked on the thread... what'd you expect in a thread titled "Why did the Baby cross the road?" Really, be honest, you totally knew what you'd find... but did that stop you?
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| Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:55 pm Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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| I click on all new posts in every thread... However I was not aware that you were a freak who posts about dead babies. I am assuming you do not have children, atleast I hope not. When you do you will change your tune.
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DeathByMoth
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:02 am Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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| ... do you think I kill babies or something? Why aren't you bitching at anyone else? I happen to find this subject matter humorous, it would be different if somebody was actually harming babies. If you really were offended, however, I am sorry. I'm not trying to actually upset anybody.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:17 am Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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At least I wouldn't do this.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:42 am Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? |
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Breakfast of Champs...
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