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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:59 am    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

Brouser is an avid mom fucker, just ask willard.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

How many babies does it take to paint an attic?

Depends on how hard you throw them...

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

Deathbymoth in a PM wrote:
I thought the killings would be a way to get at me. You could totally slaughter my parents and I wouldn't care. My fiancee and pets are at the address I gave you. That's the only things I really care about. It's also where I am, so it's really more of a challenge that way. I don't own a firearm either, so no risk of projectiles. Well, at least not ballistics...

Point...missed. I didn't asked if you loved mommy and daddy. It is more than evident that there are some issues there. And I'm not trying to get at you. I want to punish THEM.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

I think you need to hit the grandparents. If he doesn't care anything for his parents, then they are obviously shitty people who couldn't love and care for a pet rock let alone a child, killing them would do the world well, but not make your point.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

I don't think I really have a point, at least as far as killing DeathByMoth's parents.... It has really become something of an obsession now. I feel the need to floss my gootch with his mother's small intestines.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

BROUSER wrote:
I don't think I really have a point, at least as far as killing DeathByMoth's parents.... It has really become something of an obsession now. I feel the need to floss my gootch with his mother's small intestines.


Or you could make him eat his parents. That should create some emotional scars. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

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Or you could make him eat his parents. That should create some emotional scars. Smile


No, it would only allow me to gain their courage, and their strength. This would only benefit me, thus defeating the point.

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Point...missed. I didn't asked if you loved mommy and daddy. It is more than evident that there are some issues there. And I'm not trying to get at you. I want to punish THEM


If you're trying to punish them, well, my existence is constant punishment for them. Death, to them, would be a release.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:37 am    Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

For the discerning connoisseur...


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

Your thread is boring.

I rename this thread "The post pics of hotties here thread."

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:19 am    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

For some reason her belly button is freaking me out... . Like a half innie half outtie
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

Funny, I didn't even notice she had a belly button till you mentioned it...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:45 pm    Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

Is it just me, or does this little fella remind you of someone...


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:48 pm    Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

Now I see it, it's Gary Busey!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:53 pm    Post subject: RE: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

You post crap like this and then throw tantrums when we get on your case. Priceless.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Why did the Baby cross the road? Reply with quote

Why, exactly, would this lead you to 'get on my case'?

Isn't this why we have an 'Other' section?

This is MY house, bitch.
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