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There is a house in the Joplin area a friend of mine would like to have checked out.

She and her entire family have experienced paranormal activities in the home.
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Step 1: post on UER.ca, you will have plenty of 15 year old volunteers with lots of experience in ghosts, hauntings, ninja skills, and commando tactics.

Step 2: Get a cheap camera. The cheaper the better. Always, always use the flash, and try to stir up as much dust as possible during photos. When possible, take pictures of smoke, condensation, mirrors, or other reflective objects. These tend to attract "Teh Orbz". Use caution when approaching "Teh Orbz", as they are unpredictable spirits!

Step 3: Go on eBay and pay as much as possible for an EMF detector. The more expensive, the better they are. Ignore the fact that you can make one at home with spare parts from your dad's junk drawer.

Step 4: Create a website to document your haunting. Use dark fonts, flashing <blink> tags, and try to keep your html layouts compatible with 1996 standards. You can copy some conspiracy sites or 90's goth websites for inspiration. Make sure to link a few random photos from MySpace, and include lots of Halloween-themed Animated GIFs. These are all signs of a professional and successful paranormal website.

Step 5: PROFIT! You can actually sell ghosts, a friend of a friend recently bought one on Craigslist and has been quite satisfied with their purchase. The vintage models go for more money, and unlike cars, high mileage and body damage actually adds to your ghost's value.

Good luck!
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"sell ghosts" ROFL
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Fiend, you forgot to mention the use of <marquee> which should never be neglected if you're incorporating <blink> into your design.
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I just love you assholes


And how does assholes get auto corrected to walnuts?
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cousin wrote:I just love assholes
GlassCurtain wrote:I like to masturbate during the sexual harassment films at work.
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I'm not even shitting you about selling ghosts, one of my friends seriously knows someone who bought one on Craigslist :-P

This comic is actually the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread, but I couldn't find it earlier:



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redox wrote:"sell ghosts" ROFL
Oh it happens. Check this out.
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cobcob wrote:Fiend, you forgot to mention the use of <marquee> which should never be neglected if you're incorporating <blink> into your design.
Fiend hasn't even posted on this thread ya moron.
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I'm planning an expedition to hunt the ghost of Bigfoot. I'm charging $500 per person to go, but I'll accept Foodstamps EBT cards if no cash is available.
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I really enjoy ghost hunting. I did not really agree with the group i had been with so I am not longer with them. There are a lot of groups out there and I would assume they are all going to be a mix of people there because they really want to try to prove or disprove something and people that are there to be physic and find paranormal in everything.
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slow_walker wrote:Fiend hasn't even posted on this thread ya moron.
Well fuck me in the arse and call me Frankie...
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@cousin: not sure how you would define 'legit' but here are a few listed in your area:

http://mosoghosthunters.blogspot.com/
http://www.ghosthaunting.com/html/joplin__mo_2.html
http://ghostinvestigator.tripod.com/atkinson/

@Freak - :mrgreen: LOL
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cobcob wrote:Well fuck me in the arse and call me Frankie...
Too much Marylin Manson for you. I think it's time for a time-out.
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Willard wrote:
cobcob wrote:Well fuck me in the arse and call me Frankie...
Too much Marylin Manson for you. I think it's time for a time-out.
I never listen to that purulent filth.

I was making reference to this post:

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