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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:24 pm    Post subject: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

So, yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to Microfest in St. Louis and she participated in an effort to beat the world record for the longest bikini parade by walking a mile across Forest Park in her bikini. They needed about 300 girls to break the record, but, unfortunately, because of the weather, they only had about 60 show up.

Afterwards, they did a drawing for all the participants...

AND SHE WON A $5500 BOOB JOB.

For reals. She also won $15,000 worth of prizes like laser hair removal, year of free tanning and free massage, body contouring, and a girl's night out for 15 girls, etc. And no, she already has big boobs and doesn't need a boob job, but she's going to get some bigger ones anyway since it's fucking free. Fuck yeah, I love my life.

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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:45 pm    Post subject: RE: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

THE WINNAR.


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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:57 pm    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

god dman you need to take the pictures when there's not a big check in the way

heh the two other women look jealous
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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:24 pm    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

She should donate teh boob job to a chick who needs bigger ones. Hers look (more than) fine in the pic..

I can't help but Very Happy , though.

Is she a member here?
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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:00 am    Post subject: RE: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

I wanna touch... I wanna touch...
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:27 am    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

Haha, a boob job for her would be like Donald Trump winning the lottery.
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:20 am    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

MOAR PIX
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 1:20 pm    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

THE TEENS DEMANDS IT...MOAR!
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 6:02 pm    Post subject: RE: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

MOAR


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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 6:54 pm    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

Hahaha.
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:20 pm    Post subject: RE: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

fleur-de-lis tattoo ftw.
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:45 pm    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote



Too fat for underdog?

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:24 pm    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

What in this picture isn't quite right? Let's take a closer look:














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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:25 pm    Post subject: Re: RE: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

SubLunar wrote:
fleur-de-lis tattoo ftw.


Which one is that? I don't see it.

Edit: NM, I see it. I had to look at the high-res originals to see it, though. You got better eyes than I do.
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 8:39 pm    Post subject: Re: So yesteday my girlfriend... Reply with quote

PANIC! on the Titanic wrote:


Laughing

I thought you were just going to point out that frowny bitch on the left. Your observation was even better.
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