what made you happy today?

GlassCurtain · Post by **GlassCurtain** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:12 pm

I just received several episodes of MST3K from netflix today.

Post by **White Rabbit** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:18 pm

I was in line with this woman at the bank today. I was so intimidated I couldn't even squeak at her.

I never meet women taller than me, but this chick must've been 6'4" at least and fucking GORGEOUS.

I'm pretty sure I want to marry her.

crazydrummerdude · Post by **crazydrummerdude** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:28 pm

It's a man!

Post by **White Rabbit** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:53 pm

crazydrummerdude wrote:It's a man!

crazydrummerdude · Post by **crazydrummerdude** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:06 pm

Post by **White Rabbit** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:47 pm

I'm happy that I didn't have to restrain a stripper in the middle of a violent, psychotic meltdown and end up on COPS redneck-style.

Willard · Post by **Willard** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:30 pm

White Rabbit wrote:I'm happy that I didn't have to restrain a stripper in the middle of a violent, psychotic meltdown and end up on COPS redneck-style.

Details man, details!

Post by **White Rabbit** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:08 am

Well, I had a third and final date late last night *cough*MANWHORE*cough* and it was a PERFECT fucking date. Lots of canoodling and making out.

And, erm... It was Willard's ex-girlfriend. No, really.

graffitifetish · Post by **graffitifetish** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:58 pm

I got a B on a test half the class failed... and in chemistry all we had to do was make aspirin. That's it. We didn't even have to do any writing or calculating or ANYTHING.

Willard · Post by **Willard** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:24 pm

White Rabbit wrote:Well, I had a third and final date late last night *cough*MANWHORE*cough* and it was a PERFECT fucking date. Lots of canoodling and making out.

And, erm... It was Willard's ex-girlfriend. No, really.

Wait, what? Which one? The cheerleader whore from high school or the slut with crabs before I started Dating DeeDee? Considering I had about 14 consecutive girlfriends over the years, there's about 8 of them it could be...

Post by **White Rabbit** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:29 pm

Willard wrote:Wait, what? Which one? The cheerleader whore from high school or the slut with crabs before I started Dating DeeDee? Considering I had about 14 consecutive girlfriends over the years, there's about 8 of them it could be...

Uh... Neither of them, I sure as hell hope.

The one with really bad asthma.

Post by **White Rabbit** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:02 pm

I'd also like to add for the record that Willard and this young lady did not consummate their love so I will not be becoming fluid buddies with him.

graffitifetish · Post by **graffitifetish** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:46 pm

You're getting STDs all over my thread.

GlassCurtain · Post by **GlassCurtain** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:51 pm

graffitifetish wrote:You're getting STDs all over my thread.

That's hot!

graffitifetish · Post by **graffitifetish** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:37 pm

No happiness today? I'm super happy! C'mon, kids.

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