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So late last night I found myself in a buddies jeep flying down a local highway coming home from an adventure in branson.
We were on a long straightaway when we meet this car with its brights on. We flashed are brights and the guy kept his on so we flashed them again and still the little shithead kept his brights on so my buddie said "watch this" and he flips on his off road light which are actuly landing lights from a C-130. The other car runs off the side of the road about 100FT in front of us onto a big flat area and as we pass I looked over and in the clowed of dust I saw the all to familer blue and red flashing lights as the car came sliding up onto the road behind us. Well we pulled over and the highway patrolman got out of his car and walked back to the trunk of his car.Then what seemed like forever he walked up and handed my buddie 2 crescent wrenches and old him to "take them off". He did'nt ask for ID's or anything he just took the lights and let us go. |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:30 am Post subject: RE: Lights |
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I bet that was one pissed off cop! I would be too if that's happened to me. Hmmm, remind me to get a set of those when I can. Can you imagine using those for exploring? Puts all the rest to shame!
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| Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject: Re: Lights |
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| piplnr65656 wrote: | So late last night I found myself in a buddies jeep flying down a local highway coming home from an adventure in branson.
We were on a long straightaway when we meet this car with its brights on. We flashed are brights and the guy kept his on so we flashed them again and still the little shithead kept his brights on so my buddie said "watch this" and he flips on his off road light which are actuly landing lights from a C-130. The other car runs off the side of the road about 100FT in front of us onto a big flat area and as we pass I looked over and in the clowed of dust I saw the all to familer blue and red flashing lights as the car came sliding up onto the road behind us. Well we pulled over and the highway patrolman got out of his car and walked back to the trunk of his car.Then what seemed like forever he walked up and handed my buddie 2 crescent wrenches and old him to "take them off". He did'nt ask for ID's or anything he just took the lights and let us go. |
You were lucky. I've had cops yell at me (and fine me) for not having my lights on when it was dusk. If only I were I girl. Then I could cry my way out of tickets. I've seen sooo many girls get out of tickets that way it's not even funny.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject: Re: Lights |
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| Underdog wrote: | | You were lucky. I've had cops yell at me (and fine me) for not having my lights on when it was dusk. If only I were I girl. Then I could cry my way out of tickets. I've seen sooo many girls get out of tickets that way it's not even funny. |
i told WR it would be funny if you could throw up on command. so whenever you got pulled over you could open your door and spew everywhere. hell, id do it. i bet that'd get you out of tickets
fuck the fake crying thing. id rather get the ticket. although i may have a better chance of not getting em if i wouldnt be a bitch to em. oh well, its a talent. |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:17 pm Post subject: RE: Lights |
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But do you have the cop hold your martini when you bitch at them?
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| Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:14 pm Post subject: Re: Lights |
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| Underdog wrote: |
You were lucky. I've had cops yell at me (and fine me) for not having my lights on when it was dusk. If only I were I girl. Then I could cry my way out of tickets. I've seen sooo many girls get out of tickets that way it's not even funny. |
We had are lights on. They were on dim and his were on bright. I saw my sister-in-law start crying one time and she got out of a 83 in a 65. She undid the top few buttons of her shirt and started crying. The cop just said sorry and let her go. I have seem women use there looks a few times to get there way. |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:32 pm Post subject: RE: Lights |
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Is she hot? 
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