Dives

[Mindscape]

I don't know if it's still there or not, but there used to be a tiny little Mexican place called La Ranchero or something just east of Grant on College. Tiny place, seated maybe a half-dozen, on the north side of the street. Their food was greasy, but much awesome.

[Hiccup]

Everyone knows the best dive is Hiccup's apartment. I mean she has like four cats and a water bed in the living room!

If all the cats decided to jump on the water bed with their claws out it could spell bad news for Hiccup.

well, if horrible food qualifies a place as a 'dive', then yep! 77 cent frozen pizzas for everyone! The first 4 customers get a free cat. Only available seating--however many can fit on the waterbed gawd, my place sux

[dawgchain]

The first 4 customers get a free cat. Only available seating--however many can fit on the waterbed

let me get this straight.... first four customers get free pussy on the waterbed?

how is this a bad dive?

[Underdog]

Los Amigos on South Campbell is an awesome dive with great cheap food. GO THERE! They also put double shots of tequila in their margaritas.

[Hiccup]

let me get this straight.... first four customers get free pussy on the waterbed?

how is this a bad dive?

Dear dawgchain's penis:

please refrain from posting

[slow_walker]

let me get this straight.... first four customers get free pussy on the waterbed?

how is this a bad dive?

Dear dawgchain's penis:

please refrain from posting

Okay, I don't know which of these two posts were funnier, but after reading them both I've got tears streaming down my face. That's good shit you guys.

[dawgchain]

just gonna point out, my penis has better typing and grammer then I do..... guess that comes from thinking with it more then the rest of me....

[Underdog]

just gonna point out, my penis has better typing and grammer then I do..... guess that comes from thinking with it more then the rest of me....

Your penis knows that chicks dig good typist.

[dawgchain]

slow and steady, get the job done right before you move on to the next one. Keeps them happy, but at a very low wpm rate.

[dawgchain]

slow and steady, get the job done right before you move on to the next one. Keeps them happy, but at a very low wpm rate.

[Theolotus]

yay! double post!