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Lately I went down to Joe Bald Park to see the massive cliffs exposed by the low water. Found this tree that appears to be whoring itself around.

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You're supposed to fuck it?
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It's already bent over and it's already been burnt, soo....
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That's crazy how it's just sitting on it's limbs. That's one hell of a piece of driftwood.
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I would have gotten that bitch home somehow...lol...
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Fuck your log you stupid fuckinng cock suck.its a.fuking log have not.been onto the.woods.
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Twail Wetard wrote:Fuck your log you stupid fuckinng cock suck.its a.fuking log have not.been onto the.woods.
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Mandi Milenko wrote:I would have gotten that bitch home somehow...lol...
It was a nice piece of seasoned cedar. Inside it was still fullof color, even after years underwater.
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damn paul, have you not been laid recently? have you not been onto the woods?
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So how was it? Any splinters?
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I didnt stick anything in it lol. Just examined it to see if it would make excellent material for a custom guitar.
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That would actually be pretty awesome, Paul.

How is it? Anything you can do with it?
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Unfortunately I drive a small car and cutting a tree into manageable chunks and driving them 50 miles back to town is out of question.
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I have a truck...where is this park you were at located?
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Kimberling City, west of Branson, at the end of Joe Bald road.


I used to live near there.
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