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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

403rd post.... That's what's up
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

So....just to reinterate.....please close the man-hole covers in the tunnel.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

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403rd post.... That's what's up


403rd time I've turned down your skanky hoe of a mother's pleas for sex.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

psssh, WR takes care of that.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

Well that explains her latest case of genital warts then...
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

Yup, bunnies have cootchie critters.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:16 pm    Post subject: RE: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

and worms if its before the first frost! The last thing I wanna see if your mom scratchin her ass on the floor.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

sometmes those manholes really bring harm to people. a friend of mine fell in one of those manholes but luckily he survived. it was a struggle for his family though cause he did broke a lot of bones thank god his spine was not affected so he did not go into some paralysis. i do hope that people will be more concerned and have the initiative to close the manholes when they see it just so they can look out for the safety of other people as well. i for one has the initiative because i know how they can be dangerous especially if poor kids fell into those.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:57 pm    Post subject: RE: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

I agree, they can be dangerous. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

Luckily for me, I didn't go all the way in. Even if I had, it was only about 4 feet down, so I probably would have been okay. Honestly, I fucked myself up worse than the manhole did. When I tried to catch my fall, I didn't release the maglight, and that's why my fingers got crushed.

I wound up with a subungual hematoma, which means my nail turned purple and swelled tremendously. The first few days the pain was intense. Normally, it would have required trephination of the nail, which would have relieved most of the swelling and reduced the pain significantly. But since the periosteum (tip of the finger) was shattered that could have caused a "closed fracture" to become an "open fracture", and that would be susceptible to all sorts of nasty myco-bacteria that could prevent the finger from ever healing properly. So I just had to wait for the pain to go away, which feels something like having a vice-grip clamped to your fingertip for four days non-stop.

My leg wasn't too bad after a night of rest. I got really lucky, as it could have easily got caught in the manhole when I fell forward. That would've snapped it backwards... I'm not even sure how I avoided that happening, because my knee was pretty swollen and abraded, so I know my leg went far enough in for that to happen.

Luckily, my sister-in-law had some Naproxen, so I didn't need an E.R. visit. It could have been a lot worse. The weird part is, I swear I heard that manhole open on our way in, but there was nobody inside.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

You know your medical terms, or act like you do...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

I have Wikipedia and Google. And time.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:28 pm    Post subject: RE: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

This drainage tunnel just west of Hells church, water always running out. Didn't crawl back into it. Probably the OG spring of this town.

To put this thread back on track

Went today to check it out

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

Oh and Wtf is that smell in Hells church? Did a hobo die?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:23 am    Post subject: Re: Dear anyone who frequents the Jordan Creek Tunnel: Reply with quote

Yeah.




He fell.

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