Contacted by Jesse Ventura's "Conspiracy Theory"

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Contacted by Jesse Ventura's "Conspiracy Theory"

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So, the producers of Jesse Ventura's "Conspiracy Theory" on TruTV contacted me. They want me to take them around and show them tunnels and caves and such. I'm not sure exactly what yet. I'm still trying to find out what exactly they're wanting to see.

I'm a little skeptical of the whole thing. I'm a HUGE skeptic, as anyone who knows me knows, so I don't know how good a fit I would be to take them around showing them caves that they're going to say are future government concentration camps or whatever they're angle they're looking for.

Thoughts?
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IDK, sounds cool, but as a skeptic myself, I'd say get some more info on they're angle for it.
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Man, they're scrapig the bottom of the barrel if they're checking this website for conspiracy theories. Must be all the reptoid talk that has them excited. Maybe I know too much or maybe I don't know enough, but I don't think anyone on this site has uncovered any secret government or alien conspiracies.
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BROUSER wrote:I don't think anyone on this site has uncovered any secret government or alien conspiracies.
Oh there's one member here who thinks he has! That would make an embarrassingly terrible non-airable episode! :lol:
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Why not? You will never get this chance again and if it doesnt work out .. who cares. I say go for it.
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Haha that is really cool. You have got to try and profit from this.
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I think you should wear a white rabbit suit the whole time.
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Oh, yeah. Feed them bullshit the whole time. MIBs, locked doors, bricked up tunnels....You have to tell them that in one abandoned home you found JFK's caretaker's diary...you know, after the assassination attempt that left him a vegetable...but you didn't take it from the house, and when you went back for it, the house was gone.
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They got back to me. No shit--it's about the reptoids and Blowing Cave. I can't believe it.
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What's the story on blowing? I'd dress up like a reptile creature and scare the shit outta them...
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Just know that if you're a sane person on the subject or skeptical of it, and they ask you questions on camera and you answer in an innocuous way, they're most likely going to edit what you say in such a way that it either supports their point or sounds overly dramatic... most likely both.

Heck, even if you decline to comment they can make it look like you're hiding something.
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Personally I think it'd be fun to guide them, but I'd pass on being on camera.
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Make sure you lookout for these guys:

http://www.angelfire.com/ut/branton/rsod.html
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lolabelle wrote:Make sure you lookout for these guys:

http://www.angelfire.com/ut/branton/rsod.html
For all the royal members, I like how he uses their titles as first names... Charles, Prince... :lol:
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Apparently these people [Aryans] make the tastiest of snacks, but are also useful for summoning, much like the HP Lovecraft scenario 'the old ones' Yog Sothoth etc from beyond the threshold - a feat which our long lived Reptilian predators apparently cannot manage. When the 'daemons' turn up - they have a sort of Barbeque - where the Aryans are turned into a sort of raw BK Flamer and consumed with relish .... whilst an exchange of news between the long lost bretheren lizard species occurs.
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