"Pics of Animals" Thread

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[Mandi Milenko]

[Mandi Milenko]

Found some more deer pics.









Oh and can't forget about "sexual assault elk" who almost raped me until I walked away like a boss and then took pics of his friends. Ok I was in the car already when I took the other pic, but still.

[ccsucher]

[SubLunar]

mmmm they look so delicious...

[Mandi Milenko]

Sub I know you got some pics to share. Post em up! Lol!

[SubLunar]

Well, ok.

One of my favorites here:

Today I wrastled the biggest snake I've ever found in the wild. This one went up to my shoulder, which made him probably about 5 feet long. The beast put up a fight and tried rattling his tail before climbing up a tree to try to escape. I suffered a bite, but that didn't keep me from shoving my thumb up his arse in the end. Gotta teach 'em who's boss.

I ran towards it with my thumb extended, ready for penetration.


This is the face of defeat.

I also demanded that he bite his own tail as payback for biting me. He did so without hesitation and I photographed the Ouroboros pose. Then shit got all cosmic and mystical. We spoke to each other telepathically.



the snake and I astral projected into the 32nd Chevron. You take the first right after the 5th Chevron and follow that all the way until the Eye of Horus, then make 4 left turns and employ the Spirits of Darkness by chanting "Lamiae Larvae Lemures Passim, Passim"! The Spirits of Darkness will blindfold you in their blue 1972 Dodge bus numbered "23" before transporting you to the 31st Chevron. They'll drop you off in the Desert, where you have to starve to death before the Lizard King revives you with the Grip of the Lion. At this point, you should awaken next to an ancient lake and the primordial snake will emerge at dusk. You just ride the snake 7 miles from the lake through the desert. Go East in the direction of the Fire on the Mountain and once you get to the Unfinished Pyramid, draw a doorway in the sand next to the Eucalyptus trees. When the moon is full, this doorway will glow green. This is the ethereal gate of the 32nd Chevron. Say "Open Sesame" and click your heels together 3 times. A midget will appear. Cut his head off and drink the blood. The blood will alter your physical body for 24 hours, giving you the ability to travel through the gate. If you stay over 24 hours, your body will dissolve forever. Bury his head on top of the nearest hill and plant an acacia tree over the grave. Cut his body into 7 pieces and scatter them at the various chakras of the earth.

To get back, do everything in reverse.

[Mandi Milenko]

Lmao! Awesome! Thank you!

[Mandi Milenko]

Kiss my peacocky ass.

[ccsucher]

[Mandi Milenko]

[Mandi Milenko]

Found some delicious-looking deer today.

[Nicotti]

the snake and I astral projected into the 32nd Chevron. You take the first right after the 5th Chevron and follow that all the way until the Eye of Horus, then make 4 left turns and employ the Spirits of Darkness by chanting "Lamiae Larvae Lemures Passim, Passim"! The Spirits of Darkness will blindfold you in their blue 1972 Dodge bus numbered "23" before transporting you to the 31st Chevron. They'll drop you off in the Desert, where you have to starve to death before the Lizard King revives you with the Grip of the Lion. At this point, you should awaken next to an ancient lake and the primordial snake will emerge at dusk. You just ride the snake 7 miles from the lake through the desert. Go East in the direction of the Fire on the Mountain and once you get to the Unfinished Pyramid, draw a doorway in the sand next to the Eucalyptus trees. When the moon is full, this doorway will glow green. This is the ethereal gate of the 32nd Chevron. Say "Open Sesame" and click your heels together 3 times. A midget will appear. Cut his head off and drink the blood. The blood will alter your physical body for 24 hours, giving you the ability to travel through the gate. If you stay over 24 hours, your body will dissolve forever. Bury his head on top of the nearest hill and plant an acacia tree over the grave. Cut his body into 7 pieces and scatter them at the various chakras of the earth.

I get there by dialing the gate address using the dome of the old courthouse and then stepping thru the Arch cause Sirius told me it is a stargate.

[SubLunar]

New one from today

[Mandi Milenko]

Nice! That was after the butt-thumbing I assume?