Heartfelt apology

[LadyDragonsblood]

I must pause a moment and make amends to the people on this furum.

I am truely and humbly sorry for any snide comments I have made...espcially to gothstone, hiccup and anne.

I realize that I acted like a big twit...and I am sorry.

It may help to know that I suffer from chronic pain syndrome...and for the last couple of days the pain has been really intense.

It is not an excuse or am I saying this to get pity for myself...

I also apologise to White Rabbit...next time I feel one of my "pain fits" comming on I will TOTALLY stay away from this fourm.

Anything, or anybody that gets in my "craw" when I am like this gets blasted.

I am normally a nice quiet person with a great sense of humor.

All I can ask is your forgivness and hopefully we can all get along again.

I really do miss my ozarks...and I don't want to leave here were I can hear and talk about back home.

Thank you for your understanding.

LadyDragonsblood
AKA Susan

[Willard]

I don't know about anyone else, but I accept your appology. I think everyone blows their top every so often (including myself ). I know I wasn't really one of the people caught up in the crossfire, but eveyone deserves acceptence (unless their a cronic horses ass and then... well lets just say I've gor 4 legged friends in low places...)

[Anne]

I wasn't really pissed off or anything about all this. Takes a lot to chap me off, so it's all good with me.

Back to German things.

[White Rabbit]

It's not a big deal, and you're still welcome here. Really, no one meant to offend, and I don't think anyone will have a problem with refraining from using that word. I think the only reason any of us got worked up about it was because, like I said, it's just not considered offensive in American culture and we didn't really think about anyone getting upset about it.

But, since we now have someone who does live in Germany, I'm sure we'll all be a little more careful with that word.

[Mindscape]

As for me, I'm an asshole. *shrug* I'm just an asshole on the side of good.

[Willard]

Mindscape, you shouldn't have said that... now you've crossed over into Dennis Leary

I'm an Asshole

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

[Willard]

Sorry, I know this was an apology thread, but I just couldn't help it... funny and nutty and what ever else is me... sorry

[ropingk]

If it matters I agree and I was a little short tempered sorry and i will try to count to ten before i start mouthing Sorry

[LadyDragonsblood]

Thanks...and I appreicaite it very much.