what made you happy today?
Re: what made you happy today?
My 8 yr old daughter has all A's except two B's in reading and language at the mid-quarter checkpoint.
“An all-out attack on evolutionist thinking is possibly the only real hope our nations have of rescuing themselves from an inevitable social and moral catastrophe.”
― Ken Ham
― Ken Ham
RE: what made you happy today?
At wal-mart today I was in line behind a hot brunette with approximately size C's, maybe D's. She was wearing a low-cut shirt and every time she bent down to get items out of her cart, her bazongas were totally exposed and flopping around ever so gracefully. I had a clear line of site and it was like staring into the eyes of god. I felt like I owed her a couple bucks afterwords...
- White Rabbit
- Illuminati Expert
- Posts: 5246
- Joined: Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:57 pm
- Location: Missouri
Re: what made you happy today?
Actual conversation I had with a young lady today that I dated and then got rid of after she began pulling some retarded shenanigans. It made me happy.
Her: Tell me you really don't miss me at all and I will leave you alone.
Me: I miss my dog Chin-chin that died when I was 8, but I'm not gonna see him again either.
Her: Tell me you really don't miss me at all and I will leave you alone.
Me: I miss my dog Chin-chin that died when I was 8, but I'm not gonna see him again either.
Re: what made you happy today?
the fuck kind of name is "Chin-chin" for a dog? the irony that I used to eat at a chinese restaurant called Chin Chin makes me think that whoever named that dog has a twisted sense of humor...I miss that restaurant..
so was the the young lady who was flipping out on you for your off colored jokes?
so was the the young lady who was flipping out on you for your off colored jokes?
- White Rabbit
- Illuminati Expert
- Posts: 5246
- Joined: Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:57 pm
- Location: Missouri
Re: what made you happy today?
Was it the same girl? (Not sure what you're asking.) But if so, nope.redox wrote:so was the the young lady who was flipping out on you for your off colored jokes?
I need to slow down on the shitcanning women. My harem is starting to run low.
- cobcob
- Aequitas
- Posts: 4688
- Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:06 am
- Location: Installing your mindcontrolanalprobe
Re: what made you happy today?
Time to start trolling the mall and soccer fields?White Rabbit wrote:I need to slow down on the shitcanning women. My harem is starting to run low.
GlassCurtain wrote:I like to masturbate during the sexual harassment films at work.
Pinkspider wrote:check here for geeky crotch eating goodness and crazy fake ass hair
Re: what made you happy today?
Get Willard's little black book. He's not using it any more.cobcob wrote:Time to start trolling the mall and soccer fields?White Rabbit wrote:I need to slow down on the shitcanning women. My harem is starting to run low.
“An all-out attack on evolutionist thinking is possibly the only real hope our nations have of rescuing themselves from an inevitable social and moral catastrophe.”
― Ken Ham
― Ken Ham
-
- 100+ Poster
- Posts: 186
- Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:01 pm
- Location: st louis
Re: what made you happy today?
What made me happy today is that my old 32 year old ass gets to take my young 15 year old daughter to her homecoming (she generaly hates her wonderful dad) in 1928 Mercedes. I get to drive a kick ass ride plus scare the shit out of some punk ass kid that looks at her (more than likely) as just a piece of ass. Most of us guys thought that way but she's a good girl and I get to mess with him. Hopefully my size and attitude scares the shit out of him and he doesn't even want to hold her hand. I know wishful thinking but like I saoid she is going to let me be around for it and I get to see her all dressed up and maybe scare her boyfriend. I get to see my baby girl go to homecoming freaking awesome!!!!!
HTW Show us your hole and we will exploit it
- White Rabbit
- Illuminati Expert
- Posts: 5246
- Joined: Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:57 pm
- Location: Missouri
Re: what made you happy today?
Really want to scare him? Get one of your friends to call you while you're in the car with them and act like the friend says something to piss you off and start screaming and cursing at the guy on the phone. Like, really ham it up and come unglued.doggboystl wrote:What made me happy today is that my old 32 year old ass gets to take my young 15 year old daughter to her homecoming (she generaly hates her wonderful dad) in 1928 Mercedes. I get to drive a kick ass ride plus scare the shit out of some punk ass kid that looks at her (more than likely) as just a piece of ass. Most of us guys thought that way but she's a good girl and I get to mess with him. Hopefully my size and attitude scares the shit out of him and he doesn't even want to hold her hand. I know wishful thinking but like I saoid she is going to let me be around for it and I get to see her all dressed up and maybe scare her boyfriend. I get to see my baby girl go to homecoming freaking awesome!!!!!
Then hang up the phone and go back to being normal and nice. The kid will think you have a hair trigger and can go from 0 to Psycho in two seconds.
- GlassCurtain
- Cereal Smuggler
- Posts: 2557
- Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:09 am
- Location: NWA
Re: what made you happy today?
haha yeah go fucking Less Grossman on his ass.White Rabbit wrote:Really want to scare him? Get one of your friends to call you while you're in the car with them and act like the friend says something to piss you off and start screaming and cursing at the guy on the phone. Like, really ham it up and come unglued.
Then hang up the phone and go back to being normal and nice. The kid will think you have a hair trigger and can go from 0 to Psycho in two seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4io9Ehi96Y
“I investigate things to complete my knowledge, my complete knowledge makes my thoughts sincere, my thoughts being sincere; my heart is pure.”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glasscurtain/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glasscurtain/
- graffitifetish
- Miss Silver Lining
- Posts: 1867
- Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:28 pm
- Location: downtown-ish
RE: what made you happy today?
Been acing all tests and today = roadtrip.
- GlassCurtain
- Cereal Smuggler
- Posts: 2557
- Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:09 am
- Location: NWA
Re: what made you happy today?
fixed link:GlassCurtain wrote:haha yeah go fucking Less Grossman on his ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4io9Ehi96Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htUGsfEM ... re=related
“I investigate things to complete my knowledge, my complete knowledge makes my thoughts sincere, my thoughts being sincere; my heart is pure.”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glasscurtain/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glasscurtain/
- cobcob
- Aequitas
- Posts: 4688
- Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:06 am
- Location: Installing your mindcontrolanalprobe
Re: what made you happy today?
totally misread this as "Go fucking Less Grossman in his ass"GlassCurtain wrote:haha yeah go fucking Less Grossman on his ass.
GlassCurtain wrote:I like to masturbate during the sexual harassment films at work.
Pinkspider wrote:check here for geeky crotch eating goodness and crazy fake ass hair
RE: what made you happy today?
Not having to go to work is awesome!
- GlassCurtain
- Cereal Smuggler
- Posts: 2557
- Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:09 am
- Location: NWA
Re: what made you happy today?
I was grabbing breakfast at the drive through at McDonalds and the guy in the suburban in front of me paid for my breakfast. He had the cashier give me a card that said:
"Love's making a comeback"
www.thelovecomeback.com
The act of paying for my breakfast was totally cool. The act of trying to get me to join your church...not so much. Oh well, I think tomorrow I'll do the same thing and pay it forward...just with out the religious peddling.
"Love's making a comeback"
www.thelovecomeback.com
The act of paying for my breakfast was totally cool. The act of trying to get me to join your church...not so much. Oh well, I think tomorrow I'll do the same thing and pay it forward...just with out the religious peddling.
“I investigate things to complete my knowledge, my complete knowledge makes my thoughts sincere, my thoughts being sincere; my heart is pure.”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glasscurtain/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glasscurtain/