Hmmm.... African mines to explore possibly

[Anne]

I just recived an email clearly meant for a man, but maybe if I get in on their little business deal, I could fly to Africa to explore some mining caves there!

GENESES 2000 MINING COMPANY
GAHNA TARKWA,WEST AFRICA

DEAR SIR,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON. IT IS MY HUMBLE PLEASURE AND
PRIVILEGE AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE ABOVE COMPANY TO BRING TO
YOUR KIND ATTENTION OF A MUTUAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION.THE
ABOVE COMPANY IS A REGISTERE AND LICENSED GOLD MINING
COMPANY,SITUATED IN TARWA,WESTERN REGION IN GAHNA.
THE ABOVE COMPANY HAD DONE VERY WELL IN THE PAST,IN THE
FACE OF TECHNICAL PROBLEMS CONFRONTING OUR MINING
CAPABILITIES,AMONG OTHER THINGS,WE LACK ADEQUATE MINING
EQUIPMENTS AND TECHNICAL KNOW-HOW THAT WILL
ENHANCE PRODUCTION,THE ABOVE COMPANY HAS A CLEAR VISIONTO
GROW,WE ARE INVITING YOUR COMPANY
OFFICIALLY TO A PARTNERSHIP ASSOCIATION.

IN ADDITION,WE HAVE THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE
KILOGRAMMES(341)OF 22K OF ALLUVIAL GOLD DUSTIN OUR
WAREHOUSE READY FOR SALE.WE ARE LOOKING FOR A PARTNER
TO ASSISTUS ALSO IN THE LIFTING OF THE ALLUVIAL GOLD
DUST(AU)TO ANY DESTINATION OF CHOICE FOR SALE.A PERCENTAGE
WILL BE GIVING TO YOU AT THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF THE
SALE.THE PROFITS OR DIVIDENDS WILL BE SHARED ON PERCENTAGE
BASIS AS AGREED BY BOTH PARTIES.

WE SHALL BE READY TO DISCUSS BUSINESS TERMS IN YOUR NEXT
CORRESPONDENCE.

IN SUMMARY,IF YOU FIND THE BUSINESS INTERESTING,DO NOT
HESITATE TO CONTACT
ME ON MY EMAIL ACCOUNT (piusconsultants@mighty.co.za)

THANKS

YOURS TRULY,
PIUS WAYO

There's my email. So yup, if you'd like some gold and mines to check out there you go. I unfortuantly will have to miss out on this wonderful opportunity.

[Kit]

*cough* scam *cough*

[Anne]

Yea, whenever I read DEAR SIR, I kinda figured it was a scam. Now if they would have at least put DEAR MAM or something similar, might have snagged me there....

[Kit]

it was the sticking space key that tipped me off.

[Anne]

And the broken caps lock key.

[Kit]

[Willard]

I believe it would be Dear Madam, but since it's a scam they probably don't care. I could write a convincing scam letter. When I have Microsoft Word, I'm pretty good with writing convincing pros.