Martha Stewart

[White Rabbit]

I heard something on the news today that made me swear out loud a few times. When Martha Stewart went to jail, her stock crashed and I almost bought $500 worth because I figured it'd come back up. Now that she's a couple weeks from getting out, her stock has already tripled from when it crashed and is still rising. I could've like quadrupled my money.

Son of a bitch.

[David Keetz]

buy some short term next week...she's still a few weeks from being out...
it'll boom for a month....then sell

you're not too screwed yet

[White Rabbit]

buy some short term next week...she's still a few weeks from being out...
it'll boom for a month....then sell

you're not too screwed yet

I'd like to, but I don't really have the money now, not to buy a worthwhile amount anyway. Back when she went to jail I just happened to be sitting on a little wad of expendable income. I decided to buy my new camera instead of the stock. Seems like a dumb decision now

[Willard]

We all do dumb things some time, but paying too much for car insurance doesn't have to be one of them. You can save a few hundred dollars just by switching to.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ann_marie]

I heard something on the news today that made me swear out loud a few times. When Martha Stewart went to jail, her stock crashed and I almost bought $500 worth because I figured it'd come back up. Now that she's a couple weeks from getting out, her stock has already tripled from when it crashed and is still rising. I could've like quadrupled my money.

Son of a bitch.

Yeah, that was a dumb move.

[S1L3N7B0B]

She's getting really good at cheating people out of money eh?

[Sertile]

I REALLY wanted to buy Google stock when it first went on the market. Unfortunately, I didn't have any money (and still don't).

The thing I don't get about Martha Stewart is that she didn't go to jail for committing fraud, she went to jail for lying about committing fraud... Now, I understand that this is purgery and all, but since when is it worse to say you didn't commit a crime than it is to actually commit the crime? I mean, what's worse, killing someone or lying about it?

[S1L3N7B0B]

I mean, what's worse, killing someone or lying about it?

Clearly lying about it.

[White Rabbit]

I'd fuck Martha Stewart.

[ann_marie]

I'd fuck Martha Stewart.

You're naughty.



EDIT: Insert carriage return <here>

[ropingk]

I saw on the news that martha came out of her extended stay close to 16 million dollars richer than when she went in and we cant forget that Donald Thrump got special permission to land his Delux Chopper on the prision grounds to pick her up---just done anybody say that moeny dosent talk i think this is a simple case where it SCREAMS

[White Rabbit]

I'd murder every one of you people for 16 million dollars.

[ann_marie]

I'd murder every one of you people for 16 million dollars.

I'll remember that, WR.

[ropingk]

That is 16 million on top of what she already had which is way more than any of us will ever see .

[Kit]

she said that another inmate knitted the shawl she wore the night she got out.. and that she will have them for sale soon... i wonder if that inmate will be cut in on those profits.