I'm a Newbie looking for a good first exploration...help!

[silverstreak]

You are the KING of toilet pictures, why in the world are you questioning it?

[memory_machine]

You're right, why are we exploring the urban landscape when we could just spend all our time checking out different pissers. Dude, I'm gonna break your face! Plus, you're not invited to my birthday party anymore!

[squabbit]

I guess this is what we do when someone new to town politely asks for advice in exploring our wonderful city. We give a few half assed responses and then promptly take over the thread to discuss toilets and automatic ass washers. Did you guys notice that "the Moor" (original poster of this thread) has opted out of the conversation. We are all bunch of retards!

[memory_machine]

Is it really exploring when we tell him where to go? I'd say that, for me, 90% the fun of exploring is finding places that look interesting, finding information about them, finding a way in..... Someone gave him a good place to start with Woods-Smith Castle. They also recommended my blog, which can be accessed by using the "blog" link at the top right hand of the screen (then selecting "memory_machine's blog). He can also find plenty of sites just by browsing the forums a little.

Having said that, this forum is a place where we explorers come to talk about exploring........and sometimes we go off on tangents. I don't think that makes us retards. Honestly, most explorers don't just hand out location info to people they don't know and who have only made 4 posts......how can we know if we can trust this person with the sites that we care so much about?

[squabbit]

I wasn't criticizing, I honestly thought it was funny that we went off on what I would consider a pretty retarded tangent with the result that the thread's originator left the conversation.

[Chris]

Well, actually, I am a little retarded, FWIW.

[silverstreak]

I'm not reterded, but I still wear the helmet.Chicks dig safety

[Chris]

silver, you owe me a new keyboard. Mine's ruined.


Unless you know a way to get high velocity nasal passage propelled projectile root beer out.

[redox]

Oh root beer. I thought you pissed on it.

Love the horney nun urinals

[memory_machine]

I always knew chicks loved safety. That's why I get so much ass after I do Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" at kareoke. God, it makes them wet.

[Chris]

FWIW, I sent the original poster a PM the day he posted this, and he still hasen't read it, so I don't think he's even been on the site since posting it.

[silverstreak]

This is an interesting site

http://tobybelt.blogspot.com/2006_01_01 ... chive.html

[Scarried]

You should look at st mary's infirmary. It is located close to Ameron UE. that place is awesome. Be careful I think there are some homeless people inside

[Chris]

As of recently, it was all boarded up, but I bet a determined explorer could find their way in.

Be VERY careful on or near the top floors.

[Scarried]

We were there last saturday. If you go around the back there is a place that looks like a big open basement. If you walk into that there is a board pent up next a tree. If you remove its support it falls. You can enter there. It's is terrifing. On the six floor and in the kitchen it feels like someone is looking at you