I found a sex toy in Jordan Creek

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Willard wrote:
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Sertile wrote:WR found a perfectly intact photo album down there once, complete with someone's family photos. How that got in the tunnels, I'll never know.
I think that Underwear Nomes but it down there.


"Step 1- Collect Underwear
Step 2.....
Step 3- Profit!"
That's Underpants Gnomes....

Phase 1: Steal Underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Big Profit!


And that ladies and gents is how it's done! :D
Yeah, yeah, it had been like years since I'd seen that episode last.
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I had a D&D charater called David the Underpants Gnome. Sadly he tried steeling (unsuccessfully) the underpants off of a holagram... twice.
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*sigh* Yes... yes, Willard did.

That session STILL makes my head hurt.
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Break out the raft, let's float the tunnel!
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BROUSER wrote:Break out the raft, let's float the tunnel!
Oh I know, a friend sent me a picture of it today. Next week we are going for it.
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When? If it isn't too nuts, I wanna do it in my canoe.
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BROUSER wrote:When? If it isn't too nuts, I wanna do it in my canoe.


I will let you know when I know more. We are going for the white water effect. We were thinking we need at least 4 foot of water :twisted:
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Sertile wrote:WR found a perfectly intact photo album down there once, complete with someone's family photos. How that got in the tunnels, I'll never know.
Actually, it's was some girl's senior pictures, I think. And there was a pair of panties right beside it, too. Made me wonder if some stalker was setting up a little shrine down there.
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Tomato Tomahto.

We also found a RATT CD and a Dawn of the Dead (remake) DVD in another tunnel. I got the CD. It's scratched all to hell and only two tracks work, but I think the DVD was okay.
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