Are you an active explorer? 2007

General urban exploration stuff -- location specific stuff in the categories below

What kind of Explorer are you?

Indiana Jones- Hardcore. Willing to fight your way through hordes of Nazis, thugs, snakes and buxom ladies in order to check something out. You find things so awesome, when others see them their eyes melt.
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47%
Injun Joe- Not much of a UE per se, but you hang out in caves a lot and people take your word about your exploits because they are afraid of being stabbed. You may or may not be an offensive steroetype.
12
32%
Average Joe- Your ass is glued firmly to your armchair. You are content to read of other's adventures while inhaling bag after succulent bag of Lay's potato chips, thinking to yourself "that looks fun, but there's no way I'm doing it!"
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3%
Gimpface, you asshole, none of those describe me. Furthermore, you are a foul-mouthed fuck-face and can go to hell.
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18%
 
Total votes: 38

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About a year ago, piplnr posted this very same poll. Users have come and gone, and in some cases become more or less active since then, and I'm curious where everybody is standing now.

Besides, I wanted to add my own twist to it. :P

piplnr65656's original poll can be seen here
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Great poll! It was easy to find the perfect answer.
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slow_walker wrote:Great poll! It was easy to find the perfect answer.
Yeah, I thought so too.
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I chose B, is that the right answer?

Hey, way a second that is wrong. I fit better in option A, can't I get anything right?
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Will we be graded on our answers?
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Oh no, not a test, I didn't study.
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That would be A for me. Now bring on the buxom Nazis.

I still explore a lot but I don't post as much stuff any more. I am flying up to Boston tomorrow and I will make up for it there.
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I would say option B. I love checkin shit out, but my life is so hecktic that I don't have much time. When I get older or get my licens, I'll have alot more time and motavation go go somewhere. Rideing your bike 30miles to check out some old mills only works once lol
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easy test..... ive been hurt more times than i can count from exploring, not carpal tunnel.......
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BROUSER wrote:Will we be graded on our answers?
Yes. Crotch kicks will be administered to those with obvious aptitude/attitude problems (this means YOU!).
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I have fantasies of being crotch kicked by a cute guy in a gimp face mask wearing stilletto heels and a french maid outfit. And while I am lying on the ground writhing in pain, you have to sing "we represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild"
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I picked Option B, but had I taken this poll a year or two ago I would've been a solid A. It's not that I don't have time, it's more that I've exhausted 99% of SW MO and I'm too lazy to go anywhere else.
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Yeah, I've been having this problem too. It's getting harder to find new things that are worth seeing.
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piplnr65656 wrote:That would be A for me. Now bring on the buxom Nazis.
I'd have to agree it would be A for me too.......um not sure about the buxom Nazis though...........but hey i'll explore. :shock:
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yah....the pickin's are gettin' slim down here.

....i'm still waiting for a part for my car so i can get out of town some more and explore.
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